RANDOM THOUGHTS

and

ONE LINERS

Columbo..

That TV show was so good the re-runs are better than the originals…

The bugs are so big

in Florida, you can see the no-see-ums….

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And trip over caterpillars.

Yes. These bugs are so big, two seconds after a Florida lightning bug lights up, you hear thunder.

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My Phone Died.

Funeral was Wednesday:

Sorry, I couldn’t text you.